I could...

bitch about how I think this homegirl is being stupid getting surgery to look like Jessica Alba in an (almost) guaranteed futile attempt to win back her ex-boyfriend.

I could also bitch about what a douchebag her ex is by asking her to change herself to look more like SOMEONE ELSE.

I could also bitch about how Asians have to stop trying to be blonde (because more often than not, they come up with brassy, tinny results).

I could also bitch about how homegirl's pretty and fine JUST THE WAY SHE IS.

Finally, I could also bitch about how ridiculous it is that this chick is going public with her "plight" to get help funding the surgery.

But I won't. It's like I'm on racial rant duty this week. It's exhausting.